i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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