Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i dont even know how to be here
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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