In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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