So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My bed smells like the plague
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