They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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