I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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