I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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