playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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