so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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