OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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