I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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