Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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