Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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