thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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