I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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