Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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