True but thats because hes a fetus.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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