Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
