Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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