what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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