Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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