Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
My balls are so social today.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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