wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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