yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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