Dual....:-)
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
