dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i've created a new STD.
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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