i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he was CRYING into my vagina
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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