She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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