South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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