Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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