that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just had sex on a roof
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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