So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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