Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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