Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
