Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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