the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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