so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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