We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The struggles of a small town man whore
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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