that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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