If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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