Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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