they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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I didn't notice because vodka
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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