i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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