Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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