Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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