How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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