the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
