Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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