I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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