i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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