Will you blow on my dice?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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