Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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