He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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