At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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