I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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